Orgasm’s

It is true what they say – a woman reaches her sexual peak later in life.  And I think I finally understand what they mean.  I have become addicted to orgasm’s. 

For those of you who don’t know how to identify an orgasm – look for the following signs:

In fact there are certain times of the year I orgasm more than others – typically around Easter time.  In fact I could orgasm multiple times a day during March and April each year.  This is typically brought on by my husband facilitating the process.
I get that look on my face – very similar to the look on Sally’s face in When Harry met Sally – except I am not faking it!
Now for all my girl friends out there – you could say I am probably visualising something like this:

Photo from http://www.ab-core-and-stomach-exercises.com/6-pack-abs.html
But the truth is, I am a sucker for a man on a bike in a leather jacket.  So this would be more my style:



(Before)
Photo from http://www.fanpop.com/spots/sons-of-anarchy/images/11652248/title/jax-teller-photo
(After)
Photo from http://www.dadcentric.com/2009/09/tvs-best-dads-jackson-jax-teller.html
But this year I was blessed at having multiple orgasm’s in November as well. 
You see we came across the UK Emporium in Boksburg the other day and they happen to have:
Now usually they are only available as:


But this year, they have rebranded them for Halloween so they have been available later on in the year as well. 

Now there is nothing better than a Cadbury’s Creme Egg – They taste amazing.  I usually bite the top off …. and then gently stick my tongue in …. and lick out the filling …. before putting the rest of it in my mouth….. 

So I have had the opportunity to have multiple …

in November as well this year!
(Smile!)


(Pictures found on Google Images on more than one site and therefore original owner not identified)

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