I have a number of fantasies and this is probably not the right medium to go into some of them but I thought I would indulge in one of my less risque fantasies here.
I was browsing our local news website today – http://www.news24.com. One of the featured articles was about the highest paid actors in Hollywood – My fantasy of course would be to earn this much money IN MY ENTIRE LIFE and not just performing in one film or in one year.
On this site, they go on to mention the following actors as being the highest paid and I thought I would give you some of my thoughts:
9/10 (tie). Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner – $26.5 million
Hmm – Robert Pattinson isn’t bad but Tayor Lautner is just so Yummy. If only he was 20 years older (or I was 20 years younger). Then I wouldn’t feel so guilty about drooling. As actors – well they are both rather young and I m not sure they have deserved the right to earn this much money just yet. But I suppose millions of female teenagers would disagree with me.
8. Mark Wahlberg – $27 million
He is not bad but he is pretty average in my books. I could think of 10 other actors more deserving than him.
7 (tie). Will Smith – $30 million
Will Smith is very versatile and an amazing actor. Watched Men in Black 3 the other day and I always enjoy his movies. He is brilliant.
7 (tie). Johnny Depp – $30 million
There is just so much to say here – I’ll leave till last…….
6. Sacha Baron Cohen – $30 million
Not sure how he gets to make this much money and I am left quite speechless. I dont think he is funny or has any talent (my opinion – just saying). I would do my best to NOT see any of his films.
5. Ben Stiller – $33 million
He is good at what he does. Not really one of my top actors but I have seen a few films of his that have been very entertaining. I don’t believe he deserves this sort of money, but then I suppose box office numbers count a lot here.
4. Dwayne Johnson – $36 million
Another actor that is very average in my books. Doesn’t do anything for me and I wouldn’t miss him if he never appeared on screen again.
3. Adam Sandler – $37 million
50 First Dates is one of my favourite films so he deserves every penny for this film alone – and for the rest of his life.
2. Leonardo DiCaprio – $37 million
I think he is one of those actors that you absolutely love or hate. Personally, I hate him. I just don’t like the guy and none of his movies have ever appealed to me – including Titanic.
1. Tom Cruise – $75 million
WOW! is all I can say. I am not sure what anyone has to do to earn this much money but can they please teach me how – I’ll even take off my clothes and do it naked! He is extremely talented and I love his movies. He draws a huge audience and is just a natural actor who can do everything and anything.
Now let’s get back to Johnny Depp!
Some fellow bloggers and I spend so much time fantasizing about him and swapping half naked pictures of him.
Besides being an amazing actor and being able to portray any character, he just oozes sex appeal. Can’t identify why – if you look at him he is not particularly handsome.
But if you stare – he is absolutely gorgeous. He is the personification of perfection. He has just turned 49 so just the right age for me (In case he is looking!).
He is just so sexy – even when dressed as a pirate. So very deserving of every penny and more…….
Let me know your thoughts about these actors.
(ps – if Johnny Depp is reading this – I would love to meet you! It would make my wildest dreams come true)