I was lying in the bath yesterday reading the latest issue of the Marie Claire magazine (local version). To be perfectly honest I was struggling to find something to read in the magazine – there are so many adverts in magazines nowadays and little else to read in them. I often swear never to buy one again, but then a month later I find myself putting them in my shopping trolley again.
So anyway, there I am lying in the bath – I have one of those fancy Jacuzzi type baths, so the water is bubbling away around me and I am flipping through the pages. When all of a sudden an articles catches my eye. It is all about the latest spa treatment on offer.
I did a post a few months ago about Vajazzling and another one about waxing it all off and this is just as
violating, if not more so. You see a Peach Smoothie is a “facial” for your lady bits! Also known as a Vagacial.
What of earth for you may be thinking. Well apparently some of us poor women folk feel it is necessary to have acne and ingrown hairs dealt with down there. I mean really!
So a peach smoothie is typically done about a week after your “Hollywood“. It involves four steps as follows:
- First, your skin is cleansed with an antibacterial body wash and witch hazel.
- Then, a papaya-based exfoliating gel goes on before the beautician extracts ingrown hairs.
- After that, an anti-freckle, anti-acne, or calming mask is applied.
- It i is finished off with an application of lightening cream
Apparently you can ask for the steam treatment as well. Reading up more about this whole process online, apparently this adds another level to it all and TINGLES. The most tingling I ever get is when my mobile phone vibrates when ringing between my legs in the car.
So for those of you menfolk who like to go down there for an “Australian kiss” (Like a french kiss but down under), there is hope that you will soon be tasting and smelling fresh papaya.