Blow Job of the Century

I has been a momentus week for me – I have reached 100,000 views on my blog and in less than 2 years!  A few months ago I would have been ecstatic to reach 50,000 on my second anniversary.  And then about 2 months ago I upped my expectations to 75,000.  So I have exceeded my expections by far and I have you all to thank. 

So THANK YOU to all of you who do me the honour of reading and following my blog.

 

Now what does this have to do with Blow Jobs you may ask.  Well there is a story.  In fact I have written this story a few times and always end up deleting it as I just cannot get up the courage to press the PUBLISH button.  You see I can write about blow jobs, orgasms, sex, penis sizes etc in general.  But when it comes to the nitty gritty of the real personal side, I go all shy. 

I made 2 promises to Hubby – the second promise was to tell this story publically if I reached 100,000 views in less than 2 years and the first promise is as follows.  (I suggest that anyone who knows me personally go and read someone elses blog or go and make a cup of tea.  I would hate to try and look you in the eye after this.  And a note to my sons – you do not want to read on and it will give you nightmares!)

Hubby has had a weight issue for many many years – in fact most of our married life.  It started off with IBS and then he had complications of diverticular disease and ended up having a huge chunk of his large colon removed about 10 years ago and his weight just seemed to increase as the years went by.  I made a promise to him about 12 years ago that if he ever lost weight and got down to 100kg’s, I would give him a “blow job“. I was hoping it would be motivation enough for him to make the effort to lose the weight.  In our 25 years of marriage, I have never been able to give hubby a BJ – yeah I know, I am a cruel wife!

Last year in May, hubby had a gastric bypass.  Since then he has lost over 60kg’s.  He reached the 100kg mark about 2 months ago.  And hubby was of course quick to politey remind me of my promise.  At first I felt obliged to fulful my promise.  But then when push came to shove, I chickened out.  You see I just cannot do it.

Hubby makes a habit of reminding me of my promise regularly.  And I swallow hard (excuse the pun) and toy with the idea…….. and then chicken out.  I just cannot do it!

So it looks like dear hubby will have to do without the pleasure.  Unless of course he decides to trade me in for a newer model!

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18 thoughts on “Blow Job of the Century

  1. Wow… Congrats on the 100 G's!!!The thing is: A "BJ" would be awesome (for "hubby"), but BJ or NO BJ, if you truly Love the Hubs, then he is way ahead in the game.Have a great weekend, Slu

  2. Congratulations on reaching 100.000 pageviews, you must be over the moon to see those figures in such a short space of time. It's always good to know that there are people who enjoy reading, commenting and following your blog, after you've spent so much time working on it. Well done and keep it up. 🙂

  3. Hi Lanthie! I'm sure you probably figured out that I'd be putting in my two cents considering the subject matter…LOL! First, congrats on your milestone. Please also convey my congratulations to your husband on his. ;-)Now, onto the important part of this post….the BJ. There was a time when BJ's intimidated me. When I was younger I used to think "No way in hell. They PEE out of that thing. I'm not putting that in my mouth!" Having said that…I've overcome those "thoughts" and actually find that giving one is quite empowering. The control, watching them lose their minds, hearing them moan…knowing you're the cause. It's quite invigorating. Having said that, there are some things that can aid a novice. For me, personally? First, remember you didn't promise him that he could finish in your mouth (though I enjoy that, too). You don't have to go all deep throat. Hand stroking at the base works quite well. Start with licking it to explore. When you're ready, take him in your mouth. Personally, I found I enjoyed road head better than regular head (I suspect that worrying about other people possibly seeing what I was doing made me less self conscious…and the lull of a driving car can be quite relaxing). LOL! I know, I know…that's a lot of details…LOL!

  4. Super happy for you on the 100,000 views! Congrats!! The BJ thing….well, I don't want to say much here except damn Lanthie, how did you miss this part in your relationship? I guess the BIGGER question is that if there has been no indication of reciprocation, then I can't blame you. Otherwise….you are missing out on a whole lot of fun.

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