Yes, yes, yes, yes , yeesssss – It is that time of the year again when Orgams are a-plenty.
My easter supply of Cadbury Creme Eggs has arrived!
If you have not had the pleasure of eating one, I would recommend the following as your first experience:
- First make sure to pick a time when you can guarantee that you won’t be distured and run a hot bubble bath
- Light scented candles and place these around the bath
- Then get naked and lay in the bath
- Gently unwrap the egg to unveil the large bulb
- Then close your eyes and imagine something like this:
- ………….Whilst you BITE into the pointy end with your front teeth
- Then gently SUCK out the GOO
- Then stick out your tongue and LICK and SUCK out the remaining GOO
- Then slowly NIBBLE the rest.
In case you missed my previous Orgasms post – view it here.
And for those who have an open mind – watch the following banned Cadbury Creme Egg advert…