More Orgasms

Yes, yes, yes, yes , yeesssss – It is that time of the year again when Orgams are a-plenty.

My easter supply of Cadbury Creme Eggs has arrived!

If you have not had the pleasure of eating one, I would recommend the following as your first experience:

  • First make sure to pick a time when you can guarantee that you won’t be distured and run a hot bubble bath
  • Light scented candles and place these around the bath
  • Then get naked and lay in the bath
  • Gently unwrap the egg to unveil the large bulb
  • Then close your eyes and imagine something like this:
  • ………….Whilst you BITE into the pointy end with your front teeth
  • Then gently SUCK out the GOO
  • Then stick out your tongue and LICK and SUCK out the remaining GOO
  • Then slowly NIBBLE the rest.

In case you missed my previous Orgasms post – view it here.

And for those who have an open mind – watch the following banned Cadbury Creme Egg advert…